pinkmany:

pinkmany:

why was girl at school walking around with a goddamn starbucks cup wtf

and i’m not saying that bc “ughhhh girls and their starbucks”

but like

there are no starbucks in this country…. the closest one is 220 miles away

so…. did she come back from the one…

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2 days ago // 87,998 notes

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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2 days ago // 112,511 notes

caraknightley:

shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason

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2 days ago // 276,963 notes

neptunain:

what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest” 

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2 days ago // 273,071 notes

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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5 days ago // 810,876 notes
butterfliesandwildflowers:

please fucking read this thank you 

allhalebreaksloose:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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5 days ago // 276,955 notes

pornhubhemmo:

Imagine watching an episode of Catfish and seeing someone use your pictures to catfish someone else

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3 weeks ago // 41,400 notes
I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

folie-a-ducks:

lualmu:

the-angels-take-asgard:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

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1 month ago // Notes

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

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1 month ago // 126,552 notes
lasagnababy:

i didn’t take a year of graphics and design for nothing kids