pornhubhemmo:

Imagine watching an episode of Catfish and seeing someone use your pictures to catfish someone else

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2 weeks ago // 41,014 notes
I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

folie-a-ducks:

lualmu:

the-angels-take-asgard:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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I would marry this man

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3 weeks ago // Notes

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

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3 weeks ago // 120,512 notes
lasagnababy:

i didn’t take a year of graphics and design for nothing kids

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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3 weeks ago // 183,408 notes

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

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3 weeks ago // 415,188 notes
dutchnewman:

HAHA!

chronicniall:

danmluke:

fun fact: the VMAS isn’t about one direction

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3 weeks ago // 4,717 notes

snapchatting:

some of these text posts are starting to sound like facebook pages i liked in 2009

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4 weeks ago // 132,228 notes