Roatan, Honduras for the weekend.

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

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5 days ago // 183,797 notes

vulpiss:

egberts:

BATHTUBS ARE JUST REVERSE BOATS

Omg

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5 days ago // 238,536 notes

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

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5 days ago // 156,308 notes

forgetyeahcomics:

“do you have a girlfriend?”

“no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”

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5 days ago // 241,297 notes

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

mooitstimdrake:

shinybulbasaurs:

shinybulbasaurs:

i tripped over a bra today

i think it was a booby trap

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That was like the biggest plot twist of my life

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5 days ago // 304,367 notes

radgoku:

original-poster:

radgoku:

the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????

As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening

i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed

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5 days ago // 79,214 notes

bewbin:

thefinestlad:

bewbin:

I just slept for 15 hours what I miss?

This dick

oh thank god i thought i missed something big 

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5 days ago // 307,277 notes

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

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5 days ago // 241,569 notes

apolojizzing:

bargainers:

fuck bowser

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but also fuck bowser

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…amirite?

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5 days ago // 141,036 notes

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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Updates:

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6 days ago // 359,227 notes
disfvnctions:

tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

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❦vintage blog❦

loureeed:

dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me

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1 week ago // 100,250 notes